Sunday, 21 February 2016

IF MY BODY WAS A CAR !!


     
 
If  My Body Was a Car!
This  is just
 
Too  funny - scary how true it is!!!

If  my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it  in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish  and my paint job is getting a little dull...
But that's not the worst  of it.

My headlights are out of focus,
And it's especially hard  to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once  was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of  weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It  takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns  inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it.

Almost  every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
Either  My Radiator Leaks   or My Exhaust Backfires!

 

13 comments:

  1. Ha! Those models from the 1940's have had some use, but they are still running (more slowly maybe) and still serve their purpose.
    I think there's probably quite a few good miles left in them.
    Rumble, rumble, rumble....backfire!

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  2. Hi Pat, been a bit negligent in writing, I hope you are all well. Winter blues have been around but Spring is on the way. Yes, I agree with the 1940's models still going strong, my kids seem to be falling apart before I am at the moment.
    Briony
    x

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  3. this is me me me....... to funny

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  4. It's a good thing I put my drink down before I read this because I would have spit it out all over the keyboard from laughing. This is hysterical

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  5. It's a while since I have this and it is so true. Thanks for the laugh.

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  6. should have read since I have SEEN this.

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  7. what a good way to start monday with this had a real chuckle

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  8. Excellent site I have bookmarked your site..

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  9. This is funny, sorry I missed this post :)

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  10. This is funny, sorry I missed this post :)

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  11. I just popped over from Ilona's blog. This post is so cute I just had to share a link on my blog. Hope you don't mind.

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  12. A fun read!
    I arrived here via Barbara's Baby Blogging Boomer. THanks to her for sending me here. Lots of great stuff here.

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